We're stuck, and we don't know why. Our cat is on fire, our coffee is cold, and our socks are on the wrong feet.
Call the Exorcist because clearly, we've got a demonic possession issue going on here.
Or perhaps our problem is more of a Quantum Physics thing. You know, the old 'cat is both on fire and not on fire at the same time' conundrum.
Either way, we could use your expertise. Please, for the love of all things sane, donate to our cause so we can hire a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals to sort this all out.