Not Another Prophet

Because, let's be real, you're not actually going to follow any advice I give you.

Here's the thing, I'm not a prophet. I'm just a web developer with a bad habit of writing HTML.

But, if you insist on pretending I'm a prophet, I'll play along. So here's your horoscope:

You are a:

Today is a Great Day to Stay in Bed

Go Outside and Sweat and Suffer

Drink Coffee and Cry

Or, you know, just Do Nothing and Be Sad About It

Hope that helps.

Or doesn't. Either way, I'm good.

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