For when you need a head start on the future, but let's be real, it's not like it's going to change anything anyway.
Here are some tips from a guy who has it all figured out:
It's going to be a big year for plaid.
Link to Plaid Pants Pride for more on this trend.
It's the perfect comfort food for when your prophesied answers don't quite add up
Link to Grilled Cheese University for a course in the art.
For when you need a head start on the future, but let's be real, it's not like it's going to change anything anyway.
Here are some tips from a guy who has it all figured out:
It's going to be a big year for plaid.
Link to Plaid Pants Pride for more on this trend.
It's the perfect comfort food for when your prophesied answers don't quite add up
Link to Grilled Cheese University for a course in the art.
You know, for running away from your problems.
Link to Running Shoes Rodeo for more tips.
Or, you know, just go with the times and wear some nice, comfortable Birks. They're like, fine, I guess.
Link to Birkenstock Bullshit for more on this.
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