Are you tired of being a social butterfly, but with more of a spider's bite? Do you find yourself lost in a sea of self-doubt, but yearning for someone to talk to? Look no further! Our patented, utterly useless advice will guide you through the treacherous waters of being yourself, literally.
Step 1: Play Video Games with Yourself. It's like having a virtual significant other, but without the risk of commitment. Plus, you can always pause the game when you need to.
Step 2: Join a Cult. It's like being part of a big, happy family, except when you disagree with their ideology, they'll just excommunicate you. But hey, that's what makes it so much fun!
Step 3: Start a Salon. It's like having a never-ending conversation, but without the risk of actually having to listen. You can just talk, and talk, and talk, and talk...
Watch as we demonstrate the art of being yourself, literally!