Procrastinate: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Step 1: Find the perfect spot to sit in front of the TV.

Take a break with some epic gaming sessions

Step 2: Conjure up the perfect procrastination excuse.

• My cat ate my homework.
• The dog ate my productivity.
• I was abducted by aliens.

Distract yourself with social media and pretend you're accomplishing things

Step 3: Visualize the success you will have when you do eventually get back to work.

YOU GOT THIS!

Create a to-do list, but never check off anything