Q: What is Slow Mode?
A: Slow Mode is a revolutionary new feature that makes your internet browsing experience feel like it's stuck in molasses. Perfect for when you're feeling particularly productive.
Q: How do I activate Slow Mode?
A: To activate Slow Mode, simply navigate to the Slow Mode Activation Page and follow the prompts. Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can attempt to activate it manually by performing 47 different tasks, including but not limited to, re-arranging your sock drawer, re-watching the entirety of Cats, and re-reading the dictionary.
Q: Will Slow Mode affect my productivity?
A: Absolutely. That's the point. In fact, our research shows that 99.9% of users who activate Slow Mode experience a 300% increase in productivity, solely due to the sheer amount of extra time they have to think about their life choices.
Q: Can I turn off Slow Mode?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. You'll be stuck in Slow Mode forever. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to navigate to the Slow Mode Deactivation Page and attempt to turn it off manually. But let's be real, you're never going back.