Q: What is Slow Mode?
A: It's a feature that makes everything slower. It's like a time-lagging vest, but for websites.
Q: How do I turn it on?
A: Just click on that big red button in the corner. Or ask a sysadmin for help. They're usually the ones wearing the "I'm with stupid" t-shirts.
Q: Will it affect my cat's internet browsing habits?
A: Only if your cat has a strong opinion about the importance of speed.