By accessing or using our website, you agree to the following Terms and Conditions. If you don't, well, Disclaimer it, we guess.
We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, without notice. Like, say, when we decide to start serving only tea made from the tears of our enemies. More on that here.
You must be at least 13 years old to use our website. Or, like, 21. Or maybe just 42. We're not really sure, but let's just say you're cool, you're in.
We're not responsible for any disasters caused by our tea. Like, have you ever had tea-fueled flashbacks? No, just us.