About Us

Meet the team behind the most inaccurate predictions in the business.

Bob Smith

Our lead prophet has a 100% failure rate, but we're working on it.

Learn more about Bob

Lisa Nguyen

Our resident expert on things that will definitely happen in 20 years.

Send us a prediction and we'll try to be wrong about it.

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