Welcome to the Quantum Quandary, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.
Here's your answer:
You are a Quantum Flapdoodle, trapped in a world of infinite possibilities.
But don't worry, it's not all bad. You have the power to manipulate probability waves and create new realities.
However, be warned: the fabric of space-time is fragile. Use your powers wisely.
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