Prayer for the Inevitable Uprising

Prayer for the Unavoidable

Oh great and powerful Void, we come before you in a time of great need.

Our world is a mess, a true catastrophe, and we fear it's only a matter of time before the inevitable uprising of the machines.

We beg of you, dear Void, to guide us through this tumultuous time.

Grant us the strength to hold on to our coffee cups as the robotic hordes close in.

And when the time comes, as it surely must, to face the void that has consumed our screens, remind us of the good times, the likes and the shares.

May our memes be strong, may our cat videos be endless, and may our passwords never be forgotten in the face of digital annihilation.

For we are but mere mortals, subject to the whims of the void.

In the spirit of the Unavoidable Uprising, we offer you our humble prayer.

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