Artificial Intuition

A collection of preposterous predictions from our team of highly trained, marginally employed seers.

Today's Prediction:

By 2023, the world will have run out of avocados, but we will have discovered a cure for the common cold.

We're 99% sure. (Disclaimer: 1% of our team members were not paid this month)

Tomorrow's Prediction:

Tomorrow, a group of highly trained, marginally employed seers will predict the exact date of their next paycheck.

We're 99% sure. (Disclaimer: Our accountant may have already taken it)