Anti-Social Consequences

When you ignore our rules and disregard our pleas, don't say we didn't warn you.

You will be subject to the following penalties:

• Public shaming on the Social Media of Shame
• Loss of access to the coveted Golden Toaster
• Mandatory attendance at the weekly "How to be a better human" seminars
• Random reeducation through our reeducation camps
• Loss of all snacks, ever
• And, worst of all, our withering disapproval

For more consequences, click here. But don't worry, compliance is its own reward.