A: You will be subjected to an intense regimen of exercise, forced to run through a gauntlet of obstacles, and possibly even be subjected to a dunk tank of ice water.
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A: No, you are not special.
A: It's a real thing, and it's very wet.
A: No.
A: Yes. We're looking for volunteers to join our ranks of torture and pain.