Q: What happens if I get caught by the Physical Punishment Squad?

A: You will be subjected to an intense regimen of exercise, forced to run through a gauntlet of obstacles, and possibly even be subjected to a dunk tank of ice water.

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Q: Can I be exempt from punishment?

A: No, you are not special.

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Q: Is this all just a joke?

A: No.

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Q: What is the deal with the dunk tank?

A: It's a real thing, and it's very wet.

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Q: Will you guys ever stop punishing us?

A: No.

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Q: Can I be a part of the Physical Punishment Squad?

A: Yes. We're looking for volunteers to join our ranks of torture and pain.

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