For the love of all things sane, stop measuring your waistline, your productivity, and your social media followers!
Are you prophets of doom, constantly predicting your own demise?
Do you find yourself lost in a sea of spreadsheets, drowning in metrics?
Do you need to be poked and prodded by every app and device in your life?
Prophet of Doom | Spreadsheet Swimming | Tracked and TorturedAre you a master of prediction, a sibyl of doom?
Do you see the future in every fleeting thought and feeling?
Or are you just a slave to the latest horoscope and fortune cookie?
More HoroscopesDo you find yourself lost in a sea of ones and zeros?
Are you drowning in a tidal wave of data and metrics?
Do you need to be saved by a hero with a calculator and a spreadsheet?
ExcelenteDo you find yourself poked and prodded by every device and app?
Are you constantly being tracked, monitored, and surveilled?
Do you yearn for a life free from the constant scrutiny?
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