Welcome to the Uncertain Timeline, where the past, present, and future are all a jumbled mess!
Today's date is T-minus 5 minutes until the heat death of the universe, but don't worry, that's just an estimate.
We're experiencing a paradox wave of epic proportions, so your mileage may vary.
Want to know what's happening earlier in the timeline? Or maybe now?
Or perhaps you'd like to never mind?