Observer Effect in Fjords: A Quantum Bloopers Research Paper

Subtitle: Because who needs physics when you have fjords?

This paper explores the Observer Effect in Fjords, a phenomenon where the mere presence of a human observer changes the behavior of fjords.

Abstract: We investigate whether the Observer Effect is real or just a fancy term for "we were too drunk to measure."
Introduction: Fjords, those majestic natural wonders, have long fascinated scientists and non-scientists alike.
Methods: We recruited 12 brave volunteers to stare into the depths of a fjord for 48 hours straight.
Results: Our volunteers reported experiencing vivid visions of leaping fish and existential dread.
Conclusion: The Observer Effect is real, but only if you count 'real' as 'subjectively real.'