Q: What is a Quantum Levitating Lunchbox?
A: It's a time-traveling, dimension-hopping, culinary delight that defies the laws of thermodynamics and good taste.
Q: How do I order a Quantum Levitating Lunchbox?
A: You can't. You have to wait for the Quantum Levitating Lunchbox delivery drone to arrive at your doorstep. Or, you know, just build your own time machine and go fetch one.
Q: Are Quantum Levitating Lunchboxes safe for consumption?
A: Only if you're willing to risk a 99.9% chance of temporal paradox.
Q: Can I customize my Quantum Levitating Lunchbox?
A: Only with a team of highly trained, highly paid quantum physicists and a 3D printer that's been modified to print edible matter.
Q: Can I use my Quantum Levitating Lunchbox as a projectile?
A: We can't stop you, but you'll probably end up in a temporal loop of regret.