Warning: The following information is classified, but we're pretty sure it's fine.
This device generates a localized distortion field around the user, creating a reality that's slightly less terrible.
This device manipulates time-space continuum, allowing the user to relive any embarrassing moment.
May cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of nearby objects, or spontaneous combustion of nearby people. Prolonged use may lead to Reality Fatigue Syndrome.
This information is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use these devices, as it will probably end in disaster and/or madness.