Warning: The probability of you understanding these jokes is low, but that's okay! After all, quantum mechanics is all about uncertainty.
Here's a joke for you: Why did the particle go to the party? Because it was a boson!
And here's another one: Why did the quantum computer go on strike? Because it was feeling superposition-ally stressed!
P = (1/2) * (1 + cos(θ)) // The probability of a particle being in two places at once θ = 90 // The angle of uncertainty
And here's one more: Why did the probability go to therapy? Because it was feeling unstable!
Don't worry, we won't make you quantum leap into understanding the jokes, but we'll try to make you laugh!
For more quantum jokes, visit our Quantum Quirks page.