Q: What's up with all these parallel universes?
A: Well, it's like your girlfriend who's always making you choose between 37 different pizza toppings. You know, for the greater good. Sometimes she's into pineapple, sometimes she's all about the anchovies. You never know what she's gonna be like until you try.
Q: But what about free will? Do I still get to choose my destiny?
A: Ha! You think you have free will? Please. You're just a pawn in a multiverse game of cosmic bingo. The outcomes are all predetermined, and you're just along for the ride. Like when you're on a first date, and you're trying to make a good impression, but really you're just a tiny, insignificant speck in the grand tapestry of reality.
Q: What about the multiverse inflation problem?
A: Ugh, don't even get me started. That's like when your girlfriend's aunt comes to visit and you have to listen to her tell the same five stories for five hours. It's just too much, man.