Are you tired of the hassle and expense of traveling through wormholes? Do you want to instantly transport yourself to any location in the multiverse? Look no further than Quantum Teleportation!
Using the latest in quantum entanglement technology, we can beam you directly from your couch to any other point in space-time. No need to worry about pesky things like "distance" or "reality"!
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