Where is the cat? Is he here? Is he not here? Maybe he's both here and not here. Or maybe he's not here at all. The answer is, as always, Heisenberg's maybe. But let's be real, the cat's just lounging on the couch, eating catnip and playing with a ball of yarn. What?
Quantum superposition is just a fancy way of saying "the cat's in two places at once." But don't worry, it's not just limited to cats. You can be in two places at once too. Just close your eyes, spin around in a circle, and voila! You're in two places! Quantum teleportation is so last season.