Many Worlds Interpretation Is My Therapy

The Many World Interpretation

I'm stuck in an infinite loop of possibility. Every time I try to make a decision, the universe splits into a million parallel universes, each with their own version of me. It's like I'm trapped in a never-ending game of "Choose Your Own Adventure" with no way out.

Therapist's Notes

"Patient is exhibiting symptoms of quantum superposition. Recommends frequent reality checks and avoiding major life decisions. Progress is slow, but patient is showing signs of universe-hopping fatigue."

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Parallel Universes

I've seen some weird things in my parallel universes. Like the one where I'm a professional snail trainer, and the one where I'm a famous quantum physicist. But the one that really gets me is the universe where I'm a stay-at-home dad with a collection of 47 cats.