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But for now, let's talk about the real challenge: teleporting your shoes. It's a tough one, folks.
It all starts with the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, but don't worry, we've got that covered.
We've developed a proprietary technology that allows us to pinpoint the exact coordinates of your shoes in the vast expanse of spacetime.
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