Quantum Fluctuation Frenzy

Welcome to the multiverse, where the odds of existence are always against you.

Here's a map to help you navigate the infinite possibilities:

• Get a suit that'll protect you from every possible outcome.
• Learn how to survive the impending doom of a collapsing multiverse.
• Invest in an umbrella that's guaranteed to fail in every possible scenario.

Don't worry, you'll never get a straight answer from us. That's just the way the multiverse works.