Time Paradoxes

Welcome to the Time Paradoxes Department of the Multiverse

Here, you'll find the most mind-bending, sanity-testing, and occasionally hilarious time-related conundrums.

The Grandfather Paradox Predestination Theorem Novikov Self-Consistency Principle Bootstrap Paradox

Remember, every decision you make here will create a new you in a parallel universe, so don't worry about the consequences!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What's the point of visiting this page?

A: To have your mind shattered by the infinite possibilities.

Q: Can I change the timeline?

A: Only if you can figure out which one you're on.

Q: Will I get lost in the multiverse?

A: Only if you don't have a good map.

Warning: Do Not Attempt to:

1. Go back in time and kill your grandfather (see, The Grandfather Paradox).

2. Build a time machine to relive the same day repeatedly (see, Bootstrap Paradox).

3. Ask for directions, because you'll just get lost (see, Predestination Theorem).

Disclaimer:

We're not responsible for any mental health issues caused by excessive exposure to time paradoxes.

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