Predestination Fiasco: A Time Traveler's Guide to Getting it Right

Congratulations, time traveler! You've managed to get yourself stuck in a predestined loop of paradoxes. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

Why Did This Happen to You?

It's because you tried to change the past, duh. You see, time is like a big ball of twine, and you just went and pulled the wrong string. Now you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of "what ifs" and "but ifs".

A Guide to Avoiding Predestination

• Don't even think about trying – just go with it, and you'll be fine.
• Read the manual – it's in the appendix, on page 427.
• Take a class – we have a time-traveling course available online.

Subpages:

• Predestination Precautions – for the cautious time traveler
• Free Will Faux Pas – for those who want to go with the flow
• Time Traveling Tips – for the pros
• Predestination Problems – for when it all goes wrong

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!