Time Traveler

Here's the deal. You've been sent to this universe from another. We're not really sure why, but we're guessing it's because you're a time paradox expert. Or maybe you just really wanted to get away from your in-laws.

Anyway, you're here now, and we've got a time paradox to fix. See, our universe has been experiencing a bit of a time dilation problem. Time is passing normally, but our egos have become severely... well, dilated. We need someone with your expertise to navigate the space-time continuum, find our lost self-respect, and get us back to our regularly scheduled programming.

So, what do you say? Are you up for the task? We promise it'll be a real time-bending experience.

Hyperlinks to sub-pages:

• Chrono Ego Matters
• Time Dilation Symptoms
• Time Loop Surgery