Because you can't have a quantum joke without a quantum pun, we're forced to quantum-ize the situation.
Entanglement Jokes Quantum Schrödinger Cat Puns Quantum Superposition SillinessBecause two particles can't be separated, we're stuck with these entanglement jokes.
Spooky Quantum Action JokesWhere one particle can be two places at once, and so are these puns.
Schrodinger's Squirrel SqueakDead or alive, these puns are purr-fectly quantum.
Superposition Squirrel Squeak