Quantum Quarrel FAQ

Here are some frequently asked questions about our esteemed organization:

Q: What is the purpose of Quantum Quarrel?

A: Our organization exists solely to provide an answer for everything you ask us to.

Q: What kind of technology do you use?

A: We harness the power of quantum entanglement to generate the most absurdly complex answers to your questions.

Q: Can I get a refund for my purchase?

A: Our purchases are entirely hypothetical, so you can't get a refund. But you can get a free gift: our patented "Quantum Quarrel" t-shirt. (Just pay shipping.)