Where every door leads to another door, and every door leads to another door...
We've been trapped here for 1,000,000 years, and we're still lost.
Our greatest achievement: inventing the art of staring blankly at walls.
We've recently discovered time travel through a toaster and are still figuring out the implications.
However, our time travel troubles continue to plague us.
We're building a timey-mctimeface, a time-traveling device that will get us out of here... or will it?
Or maybe we'll just stick around and have another cup of tea...
We predict a bright future, filled with infinite possibilities and endless boredom.
But hey, at least the wormhole will always have snacks!