Random Bloopers: Middle Age Panic

Welcome to Middle Age Panic, where the past is a distant memory and the future is a never-ending nightmare. You've stumbled upon a hidden portal, and now you're stuck here.

As you navigate this forsaken land, you'll encounter ancient artifacts, forgotten recipes, and the remnants of a civilization that's lost its grip on reality.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. You can still enjoy the thrill of dodging flying rocks, escaping from giant, angry villagers, and sipping on some questionable ale.

Explore the ruins of a once-great city, where the air is thick with the smell of decay and desperation.

Or, if you're feeling brave, take a trip to the local tavern, where the beer is strong and the patrons are... well, let's just say "enthusiastic".

Click here to visit the local tavern, or here to explore the ruins.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try this link, which will probably get you lost in the nearby forest. Good luck with that.