What Is It, Really?

According to our patented, totally-not-entirely-accurate theory, Quantum Flumplenooking is a state of being simultaneously aware of multiple parallel universes while still being unable to find your keys.

Other theories include: Flumplenooking Frenzy, where the laws of space and time are constantly shifting to make you late to work.

Infinite Monkey Shine is when you're so busy trying to find your keys that you start to think you're a monkey, but it's actually just your brain's attempt to cope with the crushing reality of lost socks.