Stealth Blooping: The Art of Sneaking Up On People

Warning: Do not attempt to apply these techniques in real life. Or do. We won't judge.

Technique 1: The Classic Bloop

A timeless approach, much like a good wine.

Start by wearing a convincing disguise, preferably a bright orange jumpsuit. This will distract from your actual intentions, allowing you to get close to your target undetected.

Next Technique: The Blooping Dart

Technique 2: The Blooping Dart

A stealthy approach, much like a ninja. Except, you know, less stealthy.

Distract your target with a well-placed whoopie cushion, while simultaneously deploying a barrage of tiny, harmless-looking balloons. This will create a diversion, allowing you to sneak up and Bloop.

Next Technique: The Blooping Scream

Technique 3: The Blooping Scream

A high-risk approach, much like a daredevil stunt.

Bloop while screaming 'BLOOP!' at the top of your lungs. This will likely result in the target fleeing in terror, creating a window of opportunity for you to Bloop.

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