Expert Advice from Old Tim: Pro Tips

Dear Old Tim, I'm trying to become the world's greatest snail trainer. Can you offer some expert advice?

• Start by investing in a solid understanding of snail physiology.
• Learn to appreciate the art of slow and steady progress.
• Cultivate patience, for time is not on your side (or the snail's).

Visit Tip 1: Snail Whispering for more advice.

Or, if you'd rather learn about the Dark Art of Snail Negotiation, that's a thing too.