Indecision: The Red-Tape-Rodeo Guide to Self-Care

Step 5: Practice the art of doing nothing

For the love of all things good and holy, do not do anything productive today. Not even the slightest thing.

Instead, spend your day binge-watching cat videos, eating Cheetos, and contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.

Or, if you're feeling particularly indecisive, try staring at this wall for hours on end:

(Note: The wall will not judge you, but your therapist probably will.)

Hyperlinks:

• Procrastination: The art of doing nothing until you're sure you can do nothing
• Existential Crisis: The thrill of wondering if anything matters