Article III - The Clogged Arteries of Bureaucracy

In the grand tradition of Article I, we come to you today with Article II, the clogged arteries of our beloved government.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a bureaucracy in possession of a good form must be in want of a good reform. And so, we present to you, dear reader, the clogged arteriosclerosis of our system, where Red Tape has become the lifeblood of progress.

Section 1: The Formaldehyde of Bureaucratic Red Tape

1. Item 1.1: The Byzantine Nature of our Forms
2. Item 1.2: The Redundant Use of Paperwork

Section 2: The Hyperbole of Bureaucratic Speak

1. Item 2.1: The Verbal Jujitsu of our Bureaucratic Speak
2. Item 2.2: The Orwellian Use of Double-Talk

Section 3: The Clogged Arteries of our System

1. Item 3.1: The Arteriosclerosis of our Decision-Making Process
2. Item 3.2: The Thrombosis of our Budget

And so, we ask you, dear reader, to join us in our fight against the Red Tape that clogs our arteries, and lets us breathe life into our beloved government.

Article IV - The Oxygen of Progress awaits.