Expedited Processing: A Red Tape Reformation

Welcome, citizen, to the Expedited Processing Unit of the Red Tape Reformation. In this sacred precinct, the art of bureaucracy has reached new heights.

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As you navigate the labyrinthine corridors of our esteemed institution, you'll encounter a series of rigorous checks and verifications designed to streamline your experience.

But fear not, dear citizen, for we have streamlined your journey to make it as efficient as possible. Our automated systems will guide you through the process with the utmost care and attention to detail.

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We're not just a government agency, we're a finely-tuned machine, designed to make your life easier, one form at a time.