Rule 3: Don't Get Too Creative, or You'll Get Fired

According to our fearless leader, creativity is a disease. A highly contagious and unpredictable disease that must be kept under lock and key, lest it spread to unsuspecting employees and turn them into non-productive, non-conformist free-thinkers.

Our fearless leader has decreed that all creative endeavors shall be subject to rigorous testing, evaluation, and eventual stifling. Failure to comply shall result in termination, followed by a lengthy period of unemployment, and possibly a lifetime supply of bland, beige-colored office supplies.

Don't believe us? Click here for an example of what happens when you cross our fearless leader.

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