Don't @ me, Don't @ me

Rule 9: Don't @ me. This is not a suggestion, it's a rule. If you @ me, you will be subject to the wrath of the Regulatory Rodeo Ruckus.

What does it mean, you ask? It means no snide comments, no passive-aggressive jabs, no subtle shade. We're a family here, and families don't @ each other.

Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty, dispute the rule

Don't forget, @ing someone is not just about being witty, it's about being ruthless.