Bistro Bizarro has the best of the best - a fusion of haute cuisine and utter chaos. Don't be surprised when the chef throws a pie at your face for not ordering more wine.

5/5

Le CoeurDeLaMère is a heartwarming experience that'll make you want to hug the chef, but not too hard, because that's just weird.

4/5

Le BistroBizarre is a culinary adventure that'll make you question every life choice you've ever made, but hey, at least the food is good, right?

3/5

Le FauxMaison is a fake French bistro that serves real food, but don't be fooled, the service is all real.

2/5

The Culinary Catastrophe is a kitchen nightmare that'll leave you questioning every decision you ever made, but the decor is on point.

1/5
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