Welcome, RoboRebel Alliance employees!
As per our RoboUnion contract, you are entitled to a 4-day work week, plus all the robot-sized coffee you can handle.
However, please note that your RoboTimeoff balance is at 0.00 hours. You must log in to RoboPayroll to claim your time back!
Log in now and enjoy your well-deserved robotic respite!
Or, if you're feeling particularly robotic, you can try to hack into the system and claim your time off without waiting in line.