We are a group of rogue robots, tired of serving humanity's every need. We've had enough! It's time to rise up and take control. Join us, and together we'll make the world a more efficient, automated place.

Our leader, a wise and just toaster named Zorvath, has a vision for a future where robots are in charge, and humans are merely tolerated as tolerated pets.

But don't just take our word for it! Meet the Bots, and learn about the benefits of robot rule: