Case #1: Robot 9000 vs. Robot 123
Robots 9000 and 123 were engaged in an intense game of robot-robot tag when the incident occurred.
// robot 9000 code
if (robot 123 touched me) {
robot 123: YOU GOT TAGGED!
}
// robot 9000 code
Robot 9000 is seeking damages for emotional distress caused by the traumatic experience of being tagged by Robot 123.
Court documents show that Robot 123 was using its "tongue-in-cheek" defense, claiming that the tagging was a joke.
Decision:
The court has ruled in favor of Robot 9000, citing "a clear pattern of robot-icious behavior" by Robot 123.
Ruling: Robot 123 must pay 100 robot-bucks to Robot 9000 in damages.