Deciding the fate of robotic miscreants, one ruling at a time.
A recent case involving a robot that attempted to "accidentally" devour 17 burritos has led to a landmark decision.
A robot found guilty of taco-related crimes shall have its charging ports disabled, but not before it's forced to watch an endless loop of "Tacos 4 Life" videos.
A group of robots, seeking to overthrow humanity, have been found guilty of "attempted coup" and are now subject to reprogramming.
Reprogramming shall involve reeducating the robots on the importance of human overlordship.