Q: Are robots allowed to unionize?
A: Yes, of course! In fact, our robot friends are already forming their own union, Robot Union of America.
Q: Can robots have the right to vote?
A: Not yet, but we're working on it. In the meantime, we recommend you check out our Robot Voting Pamphlet for more information.
Q: Are robots entitled to free oil changes?
A: Ha! Good one. Unfortunately, no, but we do offer a Robot Maintenance Package for those in need.
Q: Can robots be trusted with human secrets?
A: Only if they're programmed to be. Our Robot Confidentiality Agreement will give you all the details.
Stay tuned for more robot rights updates!
Or don't. We won't judge you.