A: It's a place where sarcasm and irony reign supreme. Where else would you want to come?
A: To mock the very fabric of reality, of course. Don't you know that?
A: Ha! If you're lucky, you might find a fleeting glimpse of meaning in the abyss. But let's be real, it's probably just more questions.
A: Oh, you want to join the cult? Check it out and join the ranks of the perpetually disappointed.
A: You want to wear your existential angst on your sleeve? We've got t-shirts, coffee mugs, and a "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining" tote bag.
A: Probably. But hey, at least we're having fun with it. Support our nihilistic endeavors.