Q: What is the Sausage of Power?

A: It is the ultimate symbol of oppression, a tool of control, and a delicious breakfast food.

Q: How do I obtain the Sausage of Power?

A: It is not something to be sought after, but rather something to be consumed. Simply wake up, stumble to the kitchen, and devour the nearest sausage product.

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Q: Will the Sausage of Power make me strong?

A: Yes. It will make you stronger, more confident, and possibly more gassy. But hey, that's a small price to pay for world domination.

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Q: Is the Sausage of Power the answer to all life's questions?

A: It's definitely in the top three. Ask us about it.

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