The Sausage Of Power Manifesto, Section 3: The Great Sausage Uprising

By now, the sausages had taken over the city. They were everywhere, their juicy links and savory casings stretching across the streets like a pink and red tidal wave. The humans, once the rulers, were forced to crouch in the shadows, their puny attempts at rebellion quashed by the sausages' superior firepower.

Read Section 4 for the thrilling tale of the Sausage Resistance